Tuesday, 22 October 2019
RED QUEENS
The Charm and The Curse. The Cure and the Potion.
Maleficent the Good Vs the White
Queen of Evil Hearts.
The factions are hungry for the hunger games to begin: two
sides: The Fairy Folk ‘Elkins Elf-ins’ and the Humans collide in this epic movie
-movie goers everywhere!
The Evil is not just in the Witchcraft people it seems
but in the evil White Queen: the mom of all evils is the princesses’ mother and
her hatred of all things magical.
This film sets the two sides apart as they battle to Wizz
and wizard their way out and into their separate lives.
The production begins with the steam and smoke of black ravens
and white snow and middles with it too as well as with the green gems of Oz and
the ring/rings of power. Colours
and Shadows and Lights.
It features goblin style monstrous creatures, fairies and
speaking munchkins and mushroom heads, as well as cages and a spindle and
needle or two… Fable Style
Curses and Charms.
The end is a glorious smoky red of battles and galactical chocolaty
colours of mingled this and that as we join our two factions in battle. Stars at Wars.
Are you on the side of the human princes and their
princesses or on the side of the witches and their winged friends? We are in
awe of their flights of fancy and their small and big wings of grey to multicoloured
‘browns’ as they fly and swoop to protect their enchanted homes. Doctor Who epic swishes
and portals. Are you on the side of the green smoke of the genie in the maleficent
bottle -so to say so to speak-, or on the side of the conniving crafty white queen
and her hatred for all curses or charmed ones?
Who is the secret goblin in the attic like dungeon, and will
he manage to capture all things weird and creature beautiful and experiment, as
he hides the spindle needle? Whose side is he on and will the Maleficent power
source manage to escape her fate of death as she battles to regain Aurora and
keep her on her side of magical love and within her circle of an enchanted twirl
of life. Will Aurora marry the human nice prince, or will she end up back at
the matrix of the oracle of witchcraft and mayhem with Maleficent?
Will the enchanted forests and the haunted woods remain safe
and sound for the strange creatures and their black queen of green, or will the
humans take over everything with their white palaces, their princes’ proposals,
and with their Feiffer queen?
It all starts
with a proposal, human to human, and middles with the meddling Jolie, and ends
with happy ending of the Wonder of the lands of Oz, and with the happy smiles
of the ‘monstrous ones’.
Basically, Maleficent remains as evil and gloriously successful
as ever and forever more along with her Aurora, spindle safe and sound and all.
The prince is and stays intact and nice enough, as the other queen of human beings
in white as snow as her palace and power, crumbles into a cheep of diamonds. The
Raven prevails and so does the Phoenix of the transforming magical evil Maleficent
Queen. Her winged being friends are brave in red battle and stay safe and sound
too!
The king’s
crown is cursed and so are the humans -in a way in a way- by the anger and
powerful possessiveness for Aurora -of Angelina Jolie, as the Queen-. See you at the movies Michelle Feiffer.
Twin sides of Good and two sides of Evil.
Friday, 11 October 2019
UNLUCKY 13
‘Vladimir Zombies and Co.’
Zombieland at
Zombillenium at the Cine Lumiere.
N ot Cirque D u Freak b ut a circus of a funfair o f a f
un movie for all.
An array of monsters and
creatures and toothed winged or not characters meet and greeeeet us at the grit
your teeth but not scarrrryy at all fuuuun filled film of the year.
In my opinion, it is a world
of gaming style productions.
In this particular ‘grab at you’ scenic film, we find our
gaming heroes soto say and sotospeak ‘war-ing’ about this and that.
The aim of the game is to keep this Satanic funfair alive
with frights for all money payers and visitors of this hollow horror show! In
other words, this world of the Cirque Du Freak must be the scaaaariest of them all
and not the prettiest at all!!
The rides go haywire and the characters get Zombier and
Zombier, except for a few good monsters who stay closer to their human nature
homes. Satan and his fiery bossy ways prefers to remain the owner of this
money-making place with his minion Zombies under his powers forevermore. Only a
few get to escape this escape land of Zombillenium time/s.
The game is ‘afoot’, and I say
gaming because of this and that:
The drawings of the characters in technicolour glory and
lines of shapes of very lined lines. Definitions of drawings galore.
The dialogue is simple and sweet.
The movements are drawn together in a much-formed way,
‘rrrobotically’ speaking- so to say.
The action and actions of the characters are in the
forefront of this gaming style movie -just as they are in a gaming online
game.
SCARY ENOUGH FOR A GAMING
PRODUCTION. FUN FOR ALL!
SATAN GETS TO
SCARE BUT NOT ENOUGH AT ALL! CONTENT WISE!
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