Friday 13 December 2019

Hideous 'Phantoms' they come and go!

JUMANJI BOX JUKE BOX

Fables NarNia slightly, but nor much of a LoRd of the VeDar Vader radar nor Voldermort rings...except for the Horcrux of a jewel.


‘JumanGI’ GI every day of the week action packed movie.

The latest never-ending story is one of Hunger Games and Game of Thrones.

Many realms of fighting and many levels of jewel power takings-in this amazing and enjoyable experience.

Just like the queens and kings of olden days, but in a modern setting and in modern times, our heroes look to gain the jewel back from the evil doers, in order to restore power where its due.

Our story begins with the characters all jumbled up in their house of gaming ‘horrors’ and ends up with them back on track as themselves -dead then alive- college students and older people and all.

A movie for all ages, as the action takes place for the characters, ranging from rangers to scorpion kings to queens of the jungle. The characters also include the many creatures of wonder who attack and almost never retract: a jumble and a puzzle of animals in the wilds -as our heroes bash it out with them to get to their prize.

The characters range from Ostriches the likes of ‘tooney’ toons, to King Kong monkeys and the bites of snakes. Medusa style stone settings, and not forgetting or forgoing the horse of ‘Pegasus’ wonder, who flies and mesmerises with his black magic.

Don’t miss the ‘hungry hippo’ neither either! No phantom monkeys in this jukebox of a ‘musical’ movie for sure! They are everywhere one and all! and so are the ‘looney’ birds/ostriches.

Nothing is subtle about the scenes with the hideous hyenas neither either: it’s not the Lion King jungle but an attack of hungry gaming wolverines. Woof woof style action against our heroes with the powers and the lives to lose.  

The setting goes from icy snow and trees, to ‘on fire’ fallen bridges, to water crystal clear greens and blues. The latter scene being slightly reminiscent of the Underworld too!

The aim is to find a jewel not a rotten cherry tomato nor a frozen black berry! The jewel is a pendent taken from a tribe to ‘another’ and then snatched back (in the nick of time) to its rightful place in the sun -in order to release our heroes and bring back the order of Jumanji….

Scribbling...: Ostrich Mentality